>>RING<< Dear John, I'm leaving this voicemail...

So my friend Angelo, who works at a Starbucks, was approached by a deaf man last Saturday night, who slid him a piece of paper asking Angelo to call the number written on it. Angelo did (why, I have no idea), and the woman on the other end of the phone ended up telling Angelo to break up with the deaf guy for her. How's that for modern technology?